Monsters invade London!

No they’re not aliens. ‘cos we all know that aliens don’t exist, and that was just a fake. Been there, done that.
This time they are zombies! For real, lots of them!
They’ve been seen last month in soho, and today a new epidemy was predicted.
Don’t get fooled, they can look quite innocent, but are most certainly dangerous:

To fight off the Zombie invasion, the city tried everything, from massive dumps of fish&chips and tesco goods (to satisfy the undying hunger) in front of the mob to playing cheesy tunes out in the street (well, it worked before… and yes, I was joking, aliens do exist), but in the end, the secret weapon had to be unleashed: the ravenous Gorillas!
The charge of the furry crusaders lasted for 7 km and brought calm and peace back on the shores of the Thames.

Meanwhile, taking advantage of the chaos, Pirates (yes, those who fight ninjas), strong of the recent rise in their ranks following the talk-like-a-pirate subversive conspiracy (meant to counter the effects of global warming on the Pirate population), have been known to gather in embankment; what will they be up to? I’m afraid we’ll find out all too soon.

As I said, an ordinary day in London.
Yours faithful,
B